Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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