My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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