In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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