I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
