she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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