I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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