i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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