Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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