We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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