week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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