he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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