I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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