their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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