think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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