i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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