have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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