He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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