Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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