I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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