Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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