don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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