Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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