Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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