Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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