Fuck appropriateness.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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