My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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