he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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