Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
pray to the hookup gods
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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