You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
