I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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