Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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