Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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