I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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