dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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