Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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