yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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