I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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