I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
be right there i have to get my cape
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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