he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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