He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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