This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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