You really coming over, don't trick.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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