He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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