For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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