Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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