I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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