It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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