you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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