So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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