how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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