The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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