I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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