you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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