that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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