Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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