I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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